Waking up in my room was so pretty this morning
May 20th / Tagged: window sunlight morning bedroom vsco cam / 2 notes †
May 16th / 96,437 notes †a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 11th / 132,506 notes †i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINdamn it fin fin
FIN FIN.
May 11th / 307,891 notes †At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.
This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California
or that your penis reaches all the way to California
two kinds of people
Two kinds of people
May 11th / 122 notes †Friday Night, Halfsies, Hipster, Jesus Callin, Relationship, Sex Club, Teenage Demographic, Pay Me Back
Straight To Voicemail
Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous
May 10th / 171,105 notes †the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
