perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
Lesleigh Coyer, 26, of Saginaw, Michigan, curled up in front of her brother Ryan’s grave yesterday. Staff Sgt. Ryan F. Coyer, of 1st Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment, died one year ago today. Please keep the Coyer family in your thoughts and prayers.
(Photo courtesy of Reuters)
This semester ends tomorrow for me and I’m actually kind of sad that it’s ending because I will miss the friends that I’ve made so far. I wish I could have the same classes with them next semester. Mostly just my design class
Johnny Cash || God’s Gonna Cut You Down
this is never going to not be funny
I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
Give this kid all the awards.
You’re a good egg.
Best Parks and Rec outtake ever. Possibly one of the funniest moments of any show ever. This cast is perfection.
one of my favorite things in the world
smack that ass from 8 feet away
My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas..
so his housemates have done this
They are such neat wrappers.
even the curtains oh my
Why does this make me so happy like everything is a present!!! I know that is just a pillow but because it’s wrapped I’m excited and I want to open it???
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
I had a really good day again with my best friend max :)